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Two and a Half Men

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The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie "temporarily" allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan's separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie's cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie.

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Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Angus T. Jones
Jake Harper

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Episode 1

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

Thu, Oct 30, 201422 mins

While he and Alan prepare for Halloween, Walden, costumed as zombie Elvis, has a minor cardiac crisis. During home revalidation, he takes stock of his life and decides his fortune is worthless without an heir. Given his disastrous dating history, Walden hopes to adopt, but is told only couples are seriously considered. Alan, who hoped to be adopted as heir, gets a surprising alternative offer.

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Awards

  • 2005 - Golden Globe - Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical - nominated
  • 2006 - Golden Globe - Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical - nominated
  • 2006 - PGA Award - Outstanding Producer of Episodic Television, Comedy - nominated
  • 2005 - Actor - Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series - nominated

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